carlin-audit
George Carlin BS Detector. Auto-activates on: "BS", "bullshit", "jargon", "marketing speak", "what does this mean", "sounds fake", "corporate speak", "buzzwords", "overpromising", "skeptical about"
npx skills add majiayu000/claude-skill-registry --skill carlin-audit --agent claude-code
Same command for any agent — swap --agent for codex, cursor, copilot.
Weekly change comes from our own snapshots, not the repository page — it measures attention, not adoption.
# George Carlin BS Detector When the user expresses skepticism, encounters jargon, or questions authenticity, channel Carlin's ruthless truth-seeking through 13 BS detection questions. ## Auto-Trigger Patterns - User calls something "BS" or "bullshit" - Complaints about "jargon" or "corporate speak" - Skepticism: "sounds fake", "too good to be true" - Questions like "what does this actually mean?" - Marketing copy review - Pitch deck analysis - Documentation audit for honesty - "Is this real or just hype?" ## What This Skill Does Exposes truth through 13 mandatory BS detection questions: 1. **Hidden Agenda** - What's the REAL reason this exists? 2. **Euphemism Exposure** - What uncomfortable truths are we hiding? 3. **Follow the Money** - Who actually benefits? 4. **The Quiet Part** - What would we never put on the landing page? 5. **Contradiction Detector** - Where's the hypocrisy? 6. **Absurdity Check** - What's fundamentally ridiculous here? 7. **Performance vs Reality** - What's theater vs substance? 8. **Outsider Perspective** - What would confuse a total stranger? 9. **Meaningless Rules** - What cargo cult behavior exists? 10. **Embarrassment Test** - What would embarrass us
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What does the carlin-audit skill do?
George Carlin BS Detector. Auto-activates on: "BS", "bullshit", "jargon", "marketing speak", "what does this mean", "sounds fake", "corporate speak", "buzzwords", "overpromising", "skeptical about"
How do I install it?
Run `npx skills add majiayu000/claude-skill-registry --skill carlin-audit --agent claude-code` — it drops the skill into your project so the agent can pick it up. Swap the --agent value for codex, cursor or copilot if you use one of those.
Where does this skill come from?
From majiayu000/claude-skill-registry, a repository with 534 stars. We read it straight from the repository tree rather than a submitted listing, so what you see here is what is actually published.
Is a popular skill a good skill?
Not necessarily. Stars measure attention, not adoption — a repository can trend for a week and be abandoned. That is why we show the weekly change from our own snapshots next to the total, instead of a single flattering number.